Pitch Cookie Breakfast Boards that mean the world!
Actually, the slogan “Do the others a favor and lie back down!” could be written on each of our ingenious boards in chic, shocking black. But he doesn’t. Instead, from now on you always have the right saying for you or your breakfast guests in stock. From stupid to ugly, from morning grouch to smartass, you can now offer your Tinder one-night stand or the usual nerve cheeks a lubricating pad that definitely has the right message ready and, above all, guarantees fun in the morning. Promised!

This will be your day! Today there will only be two instead of five fat nuggets.
Moorrgggeeeeennn.
Dimensions approx. 23.3 x 14.3 cm
Thickness approx. 2 mm